Bruh im high af

lol

thesugarray:

lostdoughnut:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.

Nailed it.

(Source: untongue, via tattooed-stoner-dude)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via fuck-yeaaahh)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via tattooed-stoner-dude)

auntytany:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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